I have really convinced myself into believing that last month including this month is "evil"- not only for me but for everyone. I have heard tons of stories where people have admitted that nothing has gone right for them for the last couple of weeks. And frankly speaking, simplest of things I tend to do turns out to be a biggest disaster of all times.

Last week I decided to join swimming. I thought that taking laps for an hour everyday will help me reduce the few grams which I have been putting on. I paid up for the whole month. Next day after work I was all pepped up for my swimming session after a long time. Believe me, what I experienced can happen to someone only once in a lifetime or maybe never. Just when I was warming up with a few laps, this small kid who was trying to learn swimming got a little water in his wind pipe or wherever & he puked all over. In the water. Around me.

Next day, I decided to put it all behind me and just swim my guts out. I could hear loud blaring music in a language which I could not comprehend, just when I was nearing the pool. When I reached the pool there was a 'BACHELOR' party going on. There were guys, men, boys all over the place with the most wierdest of swim suits on. Now, definitely I am not that brave enough that I could have still gone ahead with my plan come what may. Thus, I finally decided to get my money back & give up on the idea of swimming for the next few weeks. And I also ended up paying for that one session. Matlab 'khaaya piya kuch nahin, glass toda baaraana'.

Believe me, this is only one episode of disaster which I have mentioned. Last few days has recorded hair -cutting disaster where after the hair cut I had recently, the pigeons in the balcony dont get scared of me because they maybe thinking I am one of them, gulab jamun disaster where its size turned out to be the size of a tennis ball, A/c disaster where I tried to switch off the air conditioning in my office and the entire power went off midst one of a most important presentation was going on.

Therefore, I have decided the safest, cheapest, most reliable thing to do for me is to not to anything for sometime. Period.